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Clowny would never sit behind another person at a light who is waiting to turn left and bear down on that person like a riot of one, honking and screaming and spitting like Angelina Jolie in Girl,...
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Clowny would never dream of bursting through the doors of the neighborhood Starbucks like James Cameron accepting an academy award and then proceed to talk very loudly to the odd shaped lady next to...
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Clowny would never screech into the Rite-Aid parking lot as if being carried by the hounds of hell, terrifying everyone within nine hundred miles. And Clowny would never gun the motor of his...
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Would Clowny dive bomb a lively conversation about favorite books and insist that Catcher In the Rye is, primarily, about baseball? No. Clowny would be opposed to this type of weirdo behavior. And...
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If Clowny were the delightful proprietor of the pristine, perfectly organized neighborhood market, would Clowny think to himself “How can I make my customer’s experience that much more cozy and...
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If Clowny were frequenting a Taco Bell in Barstow, would Clowny were a black t-shirt that says, in bright yellow letters: SCORE THAT SHIT ROLL THAT SHIT SMOKE THAT SHIT NO. Clowny would never wear this...
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Would Clowny wear knee-hi white tube socks with blue stripes and pair them with open toed high heels? No, Clowny would never do this. Clowny believes wholeheartedly that shoes make statements and, more...
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